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Telomir Pharmaceuticals, Inc. (TELO) Scorecard

2.8 / 5 stars · 68/120 Roast Me

Telomir Pharmaceuticals, Inc. (TELO) Scorecard

  • 2026-Q2: Total return Lose; Revenue growth Lose; EPS growth Win.
  • 2026-Q1: Total return Win; Revenue growth Lose; EPS growth Lose.
  • 2025-Q4: Total return Lose; Revenue growth Lose; EPS growth Lose.
  • 2025-Q3: Total return Win; Revenue growth Lose; EPS growth Lose.
4/120 All 120 Win/Lose results shown below

Every strict quarterly win earns 1 point. A loss, tie, or unavailable scoring value earns 0.

Trailing 1 year (4 quarters): 3 wins, 9 lossesLast fetched: 4 Sept 2026

Complete point ledger

Each cell identifies the missing side explicitly.

QuarterTotal returnRevenue growthEPS growth
2026-Q21/3 LoseTELO / S&P
-1.54% / 15.20%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 15.00%
WinTELO / S&P
68.52% / 50.40%
2026-Q11/3 WinTELO / S&P
-2.26% / -4.33%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 11.30%
LoseTELO / S&P
-9.38% / 27.70%
2025-Q40/3 LoseTELO / S&P
-4.32% / 2.65%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 9.00%
LoseTELO / S&P
-31.25% / 13.40%
2025-Q31/3 WinTELO / S&P
11.20% / 8.12%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 4.61%
LoseTELO / S&P
-254.17% / 13.45%
2025-Q20/3 LoseTELO / S&P
-61.30% / 10.94%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 4.83%
LoseTELO / S&P
-242.11% / 10.63%
2025-Q10/3 LoseTELO / S&P
-21.60% / -4.27%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 4.98%
LoseTELO / S&P
-218.52% / 10.57%
2024-Q40/3 LoseTELO / S&P
-35.83% / 2.41%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 5.25%
LoseTELO / S&P
-200.00% / 6.15%
2024-Q31/3 WinTELO / S&P
33.47% / 5.89%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 5.89%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 6.11%
2024-Q20/3 LoseTELO / S&P
-6.60% / 4.28%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 5.38%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 5.12%
2024-Q10/3 LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 10.56%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 5.71%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 5.59%
2023-Q40/3 LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 11.69%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 6.81%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 7.78%
2023-Q30/3 LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / -3.27%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 7.52%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / -5.03%
2023-Q20/3 LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 8.74%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 9.50%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / -8.57%
2023-Q10/3 LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 7.50%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 10.77%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / -15.69%
2022-Q40/3 LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 7.56%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 11.88%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / -17.99%
2022-Q30/3 LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / -4.88%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 13.47%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / -1.41%
2022-Q20/3 LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / -16.10%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 13.71%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 11.04%
2022-Q10/3 LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / -4.60%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 15.97%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 42.23%
2021-Q40/3 LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 11.03%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 15.00%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 96.40%
2021-Q30/3 LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 0.58%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 10.77%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 69.42%
2021-Q20/3 LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 8.55%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 6.58%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 51.81%
2021-Q10/3 LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 6.17%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / -1.06%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 7.39%
2020-Q40/3 LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 12.15%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / -3.72%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / -33.42%
2020-Q30/3 LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 8.93%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / -2.04%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / -27.10%
2020-Q20/3 LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 20.54%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / -0.46%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / -27.11%
2020-Q10/3 LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / -19.60%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 3.47%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / -14.75%
2019-Q40/3 LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 9.07%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 5.36%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 2.99%
2019-Q30/3 LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 1.70%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 5.02%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 0.21%
2019-Q20/3 LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 4.30%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 6.64%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 8.65%
2019-Q10/3 LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 13.65%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 8.12%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 14.29%
2018-Q40/3 LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / -13.52%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 9.05%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 18.23%
2018-Q30/3 LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 7.71%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 10.21%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 19.06%
2018-Q20/3 LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 3.43%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 9.03%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 14.46%
2018-Q10/3 LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / -0.76%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 7.68%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 12.46%
2017-Q40/3 LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 6.64%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 7.03%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 13.82%
2017-Q30/3 LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 4.48%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 5.68%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 17.57%
2017-Q20/3 LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 3.09%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 4.83%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 17.74%
2017-Q10/3 LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 6.07%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 3.67%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 13.32%
2016-Q40/3 LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 3.82%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 2.09%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 7.05%
2016-Q30/3 LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 3.85%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / 0.20%
LoseTELO / S&P
TELO unavailable / -3.15%

Dividend-reinvested, split-adjusted total return

1Y · 2025-08-29 to 2026-08-27

MetricTELO total returnS&P 500 Total Return Index
Total return-9.85%20.78%
Annualized return-9.85%20.78%

5Y · 2024-02-09 to 2026-08-27

MetricTELO total returnS&P 500 Total Return Index
Total return-76.20%83.14%
Annualized return-24.96%12.86%

10Y · 2024-02-09 to 2026-08-27

MetricTELO total returnS&P 500 Total Return Index
Total return-76.20%319.30%
Annualized return-13.37%15.41%

Calculation rules

window
Latest 40 completed benchmark quarters; unavailable issuer evidence remains visible and scores 0.
return Basis
Issuer adjusted close reinvests distributions and normalizes splits; the S&P 500 Total Return Index is the direct benchmark.
point Rule
Strict same-quarter win = 1. Loss, tie or unavailable evidence = 0. No partial or subjective points.
frequency
Quarter endpoints only.
fundamentals
Trailing-four-quarter issuer revenue and EPS growth use the issuer's normalized government-filed facts.
non Scoring

Snapshot captured 2026-09-04.

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