MP Roast Me: 40-Quarter Scorecard

40 QUARTERS × 3 ROAST BATTLES

28/120 All 120 Win/Lose results shown below

Every strict quarterly win earns 1 point. A loss, tie, or unavailable scoring value earns 0. Gray context columns never affect the score. CEO quarterly pay is the explicitly marked annual ÷ 4 estimate.

Trailing 1 year (4 quarters): 7 wins, 5 lossesLast fetched: 4 Sept 2026

Complete point ledger

Each cell identifies the missing side explicitly. Unavailable evidence scores 0 only in Win/Lose columns; gray columns award no points.

Quarter	Total return	Revenue growth	EPS growth	Net marginNon-scoring	Trailing P/ENon-scoring	Price/bookNon-scoring	CEO quarterly payNon-scoring	Implied DilutionNon-scoring	Implied BuybackNon-scoring
2026-Q22/3	WinMP / S&P 16.06% / 15.20%	WinMP / S&P 26.13% / 15.00%	LoseMP / S&P -48.39% / 50.40%	Non-scoringMP / S&P -19.85% / 15.70%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 28.47	Non-scoringMP / S&P 5.10 / S&P unavailable	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / S&P unavailable	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.36b
2026-Q11/3	LoseMP / S&P -4.47% / -4.33%	WinMP / S&P 17.73% / 11.30%	LoseMP / S&P -37.50% / 27.70%	Non-scoringMP / S&P -28.00% / 14.80%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 25.43	Non-scoringMP / S&P 4.36 / S&P unavailable	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / S&P unavailable	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.27b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b
2025-Q41/3	LoseMP / S&P -24.68% / 2.65%	WinMP / S&P 10.10% / 9.00%	LoseMP / S&P -13.79% / 13.40%	Non-scoringMP / S&P -38.26% / 13.20%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 28.48	Non-scoringMP / S&P 4.53 / 5.39	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $4.42m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.20b
2025-Q33/3	WinMP / S&P 101.59% / 8.12%	WinMP / S&P 26.44% / 4.61%	WinMP / S&P 32.08% / 13.45%	Non-scoringMP / S&P -50.55% / 11.78%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 28.13	Non-scoringMP / S&P 6.05 / 5.27	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $4.42m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.11b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b
2025-Q23/3	WinMP / S&P 36.30% / 10.94%	WinMP / S&P 39.42% / 4.83%	WinMP / S&P 58.97% / 10.63%	Non-scoringMP / S&P -41.87% / 11.45%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 27.10	Non-scoringMP / S&P 5.38 / 5.01	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $4.42m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.23b
2025-Q12/3	WinMP / S&P 56.47% / -4.27%	LoseMP / S&P 4.63% / 4.98%	WinMP / S&P 357.14% / 10.57%	Non-scoringMP / S&P -48.41% / 11.39%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 26.23	Non-scoringMP / S&P 3.85 / 4.69	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $4.42m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.10b
2024-Q40/3	LoseMP / S&P -11.61% / 2.41%	LoseMP / S&P -19.57% / 5.25%	LoseMP / S&P -514.29% / 6.15%	Non-scoringMP / S&P -32.09% / 11.29%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 28.60	Non-scoringMP / S&P 2.41 / 4.99	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $4.28m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.08b
2024-Q31/3	WinMP / S&P 38.65% / 5.89%	LoseMP / S&P -39.74% / 5.89%	LoseMP / S&P -191.38% / 6.11%	Non-scoringMP / S&P -32.24% / 10.87%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 28.09	Non-scoringMP / S&P 2.71 / 4.94	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $4.28m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.21b
2024-Q20/3	LoseMP / S&P -10.98% / 4.28%	LoseMP / S&P -53.99% / 5.38%	LoseMP / S&P -141.94% / 5.12%	Non-scoringMP / S&P -21.94% / 10.85%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 27.64	Non-scoringMP / S&P 1.90 / 4.79	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $4.28m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.36b
2024-Q10/3	LoseMP / S&P -27.96% / 10.56%	LoseMP / S&P -54.82% / 5.71%	LoseMP / S&P -111.02% / 5.59%	Non-scoringMP / S&P 1.62% / 10.81%	Non-scoringMP / S&P 705.85 / 27.02	Non-scoringMP / S&P 2.08 / 4.71	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $4.28m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.12b
2023-Q40/3	LoseMP / S&P 3.93% / 11.69%	LoseMP / S&P -51.95% / 6.81%	LoseMP / S&P -90.79% / 7.78%	Non-scoringMP / S&P 9.59% / 11.19%	Non-scoringMP / S&P 145.43 / 24.35	Non-scoringMP / S&P 2.59 / 4.31	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $4.08m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.01b
2023-Q30/3	LoseMP / S&P -16.52% / -3.27%	LoseMP / S&P -42.73% / 7.52%	LoseMP / S&P -59.15% / -5.03%	Non-scoringMP / S&P 35.21% / 10.84%	Non-scoringMP / S&P 31.57 / 23.93	Non-scoringMP / S&P 2.47 / 3.98	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $4.08m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.24b
2023-Q20/3	LoseMP / S&P -18.84% / 8.74%	LoseMP / S&P -25.81% / 9.50%	LoseMP / S&P -29.55% / -8.57%	Non-scoringMP / S&P 46.38% / 10.88%	Non-scoringMP / S&P 23.22 / 24.01	Non-scoringMP / S&P 2.98 / 4.19	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $4.08m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.17b
2023-Q12/3	WinMP / S&P 16.10% / 7.50%	LoseMP / S&P 4.41% / 10.77%	WinMP / S&P 16.51% / -15.69%	Non-scoringMP / S&P 52.72% / 10.82%	Non-scoringMP / S&P 20.78 / 22.66	Non-scoringMP / S&P 3.70 / 3.93	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $4.08m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.13b
2022-Q42/3	LoseMP / S&P -11.06% / 7.56%	WinMP / S&P 59.31% / 11.88%	WinMP / S&P 108.22% / -17.99%	Non-scoringMP / S&P 54.79% / 11.09%	Non-scoringMP / S&P 14.93 / 22.65	Non-scoringMP / S&P 3.29 / 3.75	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $3.70m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.15b
2022-Q32/3	LoseMP / S&P -14.90% / -4.88%	WinMP / S&P 94.22% / 13.47%	WinMP / S&P 63.22% / -1.41%	Non-scoringMP / S&P 50.81% / 12.28%	Non-scoringMP / S&P 17.89 / 20.58	Non-scoringMP / S&P 3.90 / 3.60	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $3.70m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.17b
2022-Q22/3	LoseMP / S&P -44.05% / -16.10%	WinMP / S&P 135.79% / 13.71%	WinMP / S&P 57.14% / 11.04%	Non-scoringMP / S&P 49.26% / 13.03%	Non-scoringMP / S&P 22.73 / 20.28	Non-scoringMP / S&P 4.86 / 3.78	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $3.70m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.17b
2022-Q12/3	WinMP / S&P 26.24% / -4.60%	WinMP / S&P 152.09% / 15.97%	LoseMP / S&P -573.91% / 42.23%	Non-scoringMP / S&P 46.72% / 14.22%	Non-scoringMP / S&P 49.78 / 22.19	Non-scoringMP / S&P 9.34 / 4.51	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $3.70m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.20b
2021-Q42/3	WinMP / S&P 40.92% / 11.03%	WinMP / S&P 146.03% / 15.00%	LoseMP / S&P -351.72% / 96.40%	Non-scoringMP / S&P 40.78% / 15.13%	Non-scoringMP / S&P 59.81 / 23.63	Non-scoringMP / S&P 8.01 / 4.73	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $3.63m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.13b
2021-Q30/3	LoseMP / S&P -12.56% / 0.58%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 10.77%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 69.42%	Non-scoringMP / S&P 40.11% / 14.13%	Non-scoringMP / S&P 52.00 / 25.35	Non-scoringMP / S&P 6.00 / 4.38	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $3.63m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.19b
2021-Q20/3	LoseMP / S&P 2.53% / 8.55%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 6.58%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 51.81%	Non-scoringMP / S&P 38.02% / 13.34%	Non-scoringMP / S&P 79.87 / 26.70	Non-scoringMP / S&P 7.23 / 4.43	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $3.63m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.11b
2021-Q11/3	WinMP / S&P 11.75% / 6.17%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / -1.06%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 7.39%	Non-scoringMP / S&P -4.40% / 11.60%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 30.50	Non-scoringMP / S&P 7.01 / 4.23	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $3.63m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.10b
2020-Q41/3	WinMP / S&P 136.89% / 12.15%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / -3.72%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / -33.42%	Non-scoringMP / S&P -16.22% / 8.86%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 39.26	Non-scoringMP / S&P 6.43 / 4.05	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $3.17m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.01b
2020-Q31/3	WinMP / S&P 36.21% / 8.93%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / -2.04%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / -27.10%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 9.24%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 34.27	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 3.65	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $3.17m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.02b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b
2020-Q20/3	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 20.54%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / -0.46%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / -27.11%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 9.37%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 31.29	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 3.44	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $3.17m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.03b
2020-Q10/3	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / -19.60%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 3.47%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / -14.75%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 10.68%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 22.80	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 2.92	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $3.17m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.05b
2019-Q40/3	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 9.07%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 5.36%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 2.99%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 12.81%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 22.78	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 3.53	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $3.08m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.05b
2019-Q30/3	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 1.70%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 5.02%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 0.21%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 12.41%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 22.44	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 3.30	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $3.08m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.09b
2019-Q20/3	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 4.30%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 6.64%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 8.65%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 12.79%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 21.37	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 3.32	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $3.08m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.27b
2019-Q10/3	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 13.65%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 8.12%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 14.29%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 12.97%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 20.86	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 3.26	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $3.08m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $34.35b
2018-Q40/3	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / -13.52%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 9.05%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 18.23%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 13.10%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 19.39	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 2.94	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $3.00m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.01b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b
2018-Q30/3	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 7.71%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 10.21%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 19.06%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 13.01%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 22.25	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 3.45	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $3.00m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.17b
2018-Q20/3	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 3.43%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 9.03%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 14.46%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 12.56%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 22.49	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 3.25	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $3.00m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.19b
2018-Q10/3	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / -0.76%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 7.68%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 12.46%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 12.27%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 23.41	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 3.17	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $3.00m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.08b
2017-Q40/3	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 6.64%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 7.03%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 13.82%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 12.09%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 24.25	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 3.23	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $2.92m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.05b
2017-Q30/3	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 4.48%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 5.68%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 17.57%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 12.04%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 23.28	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 3.08	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $2.92m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.11b
2017-Q20/3	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 3.09%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 4.83%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 17.74%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 11.96%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 23.40	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 3.03	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $2.92m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.08b
2017-Q10/3	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 6.07%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 3.67%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 13.32%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 11.75%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 23.60	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 3.01	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $2.92m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $20.24b
2016-Q40/3	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 3.82%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 2.09%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 7.05%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 11.37%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 23.76	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 2.91	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $2.88m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $1.11b
2016-Q30/3	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 3.85%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / 0.20%	LoseMP / S&P MP unavailable / -3.15%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 10.82%	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 24.22	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / 2.78	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $2.88m	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.00b	Non-scoringMP / S&P MP unavailable / $0.16b

Dividend-reinvested, split-adjusted total return

1Y · 2025-08-29 to 2026-08-27

Metric	MP total return	S&P 500 Total Return Index
Total return	-17.02%	20.78%
Annualized return	-17.02%	20.78%

5Y · 2021-09-01 to 2026-08-27

Metric	MP total return	S&P 500 Total Return Index
Total return	77.69%	83.14%
Annualized return	12.18%	12.86%

10Y · 2020-06-22 to 2026-08-27

Metric	MP total return	S&P 500 Total Return Index
Total return	490.30%	319.30%
Annualized return	19.43%	15.41%

Calculation rules

window: Latest 40 completed benchmark quarters; unavailable issuer evidence remains visible and scores 0.
return Basis: Issuer adjusted close reinvests distributions and normalizes splits; the S&P 500 Total Return Index is the direct benchmark.
point Rule: Strict same-quarter win = 1. Loss, tie or unavailable evidence = 0. No partial or subjective points.
frequency: Quarter endpoints only.
fundamentals: Trailing-four-quarter issuer revenue and EPS growth use the issuer's normalized government-filed facts.
non Scoring: Net margin, P/E, P/B and other gray context columns never enter the score.

Snapshot captured 2026-09-04.